I don’t get it.

You people are dementedly infatuated with Mayflower’s giant puppet.

Since I wrote about the big doll a few months ago, she has become the fourth most popular post since BrandSTOKE’s inception. Really? You prefer her to my deeper intellectual insights?

Well, love her or fear her, she polarizes opinion. Some find her mesmerizing. Some scary. And some (gulp!) sexy.

Let’s settle this once and for all. Watch her in action, then cast your vote below.